{*scratched from GangStarr's "The Militia", spoken by Guru*}

"One of us.. equals many of us..

 Disrespect one of us.. you'll see plenty of us.."



[Eon]

C'mon, c'mon.. c'mon, c'mon..

C'mon, c'mon.. ahh .. (yeah!)



[Cage]

You want Cage in the flesh, paper wants ink to bless

You see me in the streets be glad I spit this stress

Punch through your chest and rip your spine out

Now that Cage got your back you can spit that rhyme out



[Eon]

I'm stompin on these chatroom fakes

whose hip-hop coincides with them cheesy remakes

You little kids playin the critics hard

Go back to your other hobby - Pokemon cards



[Cage]

Local MC's won't start it - DONE

On the mic I make more faces than the retarded son

Minstrel, doin a hump, takin a dump

The life of Cage, take drugs, pass out, wake up in the cunt



[Eon]

I got this e-mail from your female

She's meetin me, suckin me off of three tails

Don't discuss the details, "Hee hee I won't!"

Leave a dollar on the nightstand and watch E bail



[Chorus: scratched by DJ Mighty Mi]

"Once again.. this is it.."

	"Smut Peddlers"

"Tearin up the industry.."

	"Sendin kids back to the lab for more practice"

"Once again.. this is it.."

	"Smut Peddlers"

"Tearin up the industry.."

	"Amazing feats happen when we come out to play"



[Eon]

I'm livin in a monotone paisley

Look into my eyes and all you see is hazy

Somethin out of dark ages paintings, smiles can't hide

Think I'll sit back and watch life go by



[Cage]

In about, four sex acts a cheerleader will begin to bleed

Then we'll bring you up to speed on the orange deed

My seeds procreate I ejaculate grown infants

then blow shotties in they face to finish the sentence



[Eon]

The fact is, you suck like 'Ishtar' does

Dick Starbuck and Cage spark dust up

Yeah I stuck around like your Plymouth's car rust

Fuck your startin five, the startin three ARE us



[Cage]

Stick my dick in almost any hole 

if I got plastic on and my Toxic Avenger mask is on

Celebrate like my pops when his bastard was born

Stretch the pussy like some starlet tryin to last in porn



[Chorus]



[Cage]

This is the meaty part of the discussion

Slice the underbelly of my hunger jelly, splash the scene

Crashed the Beam in half then laughed, I ain't shook(?) shaft

Put another hole in your head to stash my fist

and slash your wrists, with a "Porn Again" CD

Cracked the jar then the cigar then it goes to E



[Eon]

I'm in a trance with the evilest glance

My moral obligation is the feeblest stance

Anti-semetic dipshits, wearin Polo

Y'all ever heard of Ralph Lipschitz?

Oh no, check my aura, in 3-D photos

Whether at regular speed or super slow-mo



[Chorus]