Look at my big brown shoes; they really get me in the mood
Look at my squirty flower, I’m gonna get to you in about an hour
Look at my stretchy braces, I’m gonna rub custard in all of your faces
Look at this bucket I got you think its water I know that it’s not


I’m an entertainer at the fair 
You may laugh at my huge orange hair 
I will entertain you
I will entertain you
I will entertain you till I drop 
Until I drop

Look at my crazy car, doors fall off it doesn’t go too far
Look at my big balloons Alan the bunch is so big it fills up the room 

I’m an entertainer, well at the fair 
You may laugh at my huge orange hair 
I will entertain you
I will entertain you
I will entertain you till I drop 
Until I drop

Rolly polly I fall over my shoes
I’m down and out with these clowning blues 
See the ladder, three hundred feet high  
I got to dive of it straight into a pie 

Singing
I will entertain you
I will entertain you
I will entertain you till I drop 
Singing
I will entertain you
I will entertain you
I will entertain you till I drop 

Well I’m down on my knees and I’m begging please 
Won’t you set this cannon alight? 
And I’m down on this hose and these squeaky toes; I got to get myself a life
Tears of a clown they keep falling down I hope my make up stays alright 
But I’m here till the end the fat lady sings ‘cause the big tops out a sight 
And then I drop