Monday morning was a V.I.P.

Tuesday night they didn't wanna know me,

Wednesday night drank sour grapes,

Must'a smoked near on fifty straights a-huh-huh.


Friday wondered where Thursday went,

Saturday failed to pay my rent,

Sunday found me in the church to say,

If you got a little heaven won't you send it my way.


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Remember me, I'm Petesey,

Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five,

Remember me, I'm Petesey,

Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five,

Remember me.


Took a trip way across the sea,

Right through Holland and Germany,

Played the tourist at Frankfurt Zoo,

The monkeys said "Who the hell are you?"

(Who the hell are you).


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I was sailing along yes I was singing my song,

Yes I was singing my song to you,

He was sailing along yes he was singing his song,

Yes he was singing his song to you,

Remember me.


Well I wouldn't say that I was overproud,

But it seems to me I've gotta shout out loud,

No-one ever seems to recognise me,

I think I'll become one of the other three,

(Oh no you won't).


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