Once upon a time, this friend of mine
oh it seems so long ago now
Probably little more than just one year
well this friend they fell in love so hard
They thought that they might break apart
(But it was probably little more than just the beer)

But well you see, everyone burns and everyone lies
These are things that can't be denied
(What we gonna say come judgement day)

And so she says
"I don't fucking love you, I just love fucking you
And yes I know it's such a fucking shame,
But we both know how things go
I don't fucking love you, I just love fucking you
Such a shame...

You see these things they're ending all the time
And I can't let me be defined by
someone elses fickle heart
And this can't end if I refuse to start
Everyone burns, everyone lies
These are things you can't deny
(What we gonna say come judgement day)

And so you tell yourself:
"I don't fucking love you, I just love fucking you"
And you know it's such a fucking shame
(The watchword here is caution
I don't want this thing distarting)