Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife

Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife

For the first time in your life

Wear your blouse undone to hear

And your skirt split up to here 



Oh Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife

For the first time in your life

Oh Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife

Wink at the minister

Blow kisses to my grieving brothers 



Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife

And when it comes your turn to speak before the crowd

Tell them about the time we did it

On the beach with fireworks above us 



On the railroad tracks with the gravel in your back

In the back room of a crowded bar

And in the graveyard where my body now rests 



Oh Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife

Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife

For the first time in your life 



Also tell them about how I gave to charity

And tried to love my fellow man as best i could

But most of all don't forget about the time on the beach

With fireworks above us 



Oh, Oh, Oooooh ...