She said that she was pissed
 Up all night making noise
 And she can't get no rest
 She said we was running a flop house
 Full of thieves and thugs
 Musicians and hooligans and we were all on drugs
 So she got bent and raised the rent
 Said it would only take one more
 Phone call from my whiny neighbor
 What's up with my neighbor
 What's it gonna take to get a break
 She's got us tiptoeing around in fear
 Church mice at St. Leo's down my street
 Have moved so far away
 She has sent them packing and running scared
 How much more does she think we will take

 Maybe someday when I'm old and fat and bored
 I'll understand why my neighbor makes me feel like hell
 I can't even watch TV or sneeze or fart can't even breathe
 For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
 How much more does she think we will pay

 No more flop house no more fun
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 Shooting cans with BB guns
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 She says these punks have to go
 I think we're gonna get the old heave ho

 Neighbor called my landlord
 It was a Sunday afternoon
 She couldn't hear the TV set
 We were having a barbecue
 We were listening to Louis Prima
 And drinking Meisterbrau
 If she would have come to talk it over
 And wasn't a lazy cow
 So she got bent she raised the rent
 Said it would only take one more
 Phone call from my whiny neighbor

 Maybe someday when I'm jaded
 9 to 5 at a job I hate
 I'll come home and razz my neighbors too
 But I'd have a strategy
 And catch them when the rent is late
 And all the other bills are overdue
 After all this is the neighborly way

 No more music no more fun
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 Barbecues in the sun
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 She says that these punks must go
 I think we're gonna get the old heave ho

 Don't even hide the dog
 Or put the bong away
 We don't want to live here anyway

 Neighbor called my landlord
 She said we didn't care
 The lawn is dead
 Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere
 She said that we had crazy parties every night
 The yard is littered with bottles and cans
 Skateboards and bikes
 She didn't get bent
 Didn't raise the rent
 We only got a note
 In 30 days we'll get the old heave ho

 WAAAAAOO.....WAAAAAaaAAOO.....

 No more music no more fun
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 Barbecues in the sun
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 I've got a whiny neighbor
 She says that these punks must go
 I think we're gonna get the old heave ho