If i was cool like you maybe she'd like me tooshe 
doesn't even know that i am here
what do i have to do to be cool like you
play a sport or maybe drink some beer
why can't i just be me why do i have to be
someone i'm not for you to care
Hey look at me yeah i'm drunk
maybe i look like a hunk
look at this it's a beer
why don't you get over here
so we can dance and make romance
for the next 5000 years
Now that i'm cool like you
why does she still like you
i just don't get what i did wrong
i joined the football team
i tried Milwaukee's Best
i even wrote her this stupid song
now i'm here all alone
i'm waiting by the phone
i just don't think that girl will call
my mom says she's now nice
she says that girl is mean
she also says she's my downfall
Listen up people got a story to tell
and it's very important so i hope you listen well
i wanted to be cool i wanted to be hip
i wanted to get the girl
that's why i took a little sip
boozing isn't good it's very very bad
and if your parents catch you boozing
they'll be very very mad
it doesn't feel good
it causes lots and lots of pain
i feel like i've been ejected
froma high-flying plane
not a small plane that flies very very low
but a very big plane like in a motion picture show