I stole your money and took your car

Blew out your system and went too far

Now you¹re so lonely. I made you cry

Don¹t need no reason to kiss your ass goodbye



I¹ll tell you something. Don¹t take it bad

Cause I¹m the best thing you ever had



CHORUS

I am the best thing you ever had

I¹m the best thing you ever had

You know you want it and you want it bad

I¹m the best thing you ever had



I took your best friend and made him crawl

Mikey liked it. He ate it all

And when you found out you could have died

Was it the same thing I felt inside?



I¹ll tell you something. Don¹t take it bad

Cause I¹m the best thing you ever had



CHORUS



(solo)



I saw your daddy. He came to town

I didn¹t know he liked to get down

All three inches, father like son

Next time you see me, you better run



I¹ll tell you something. Don¹t take it bad

Cause I¹m the best thing you ever had



CHORUS