I'm so fucked up!



Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink

(So fucked up!)

We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink

(So fucked up!)



And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse

'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse



And I'm so fucked up that I can't see

So fucked up that I can't think

So fucked up, so what'll it be?

'Cause we've got it all . . . drink, drink, drink!



Cheap scotch and drive-in food made an asshole outta me

(So fucked up!)

It was almost dawn; I did a technicolor yawn on the hood of my dad's MG

(So fucked up!)



And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse

'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse



And I'm so fucked up that I can't speak

So fucked up and sick to boot

So fucked up, my stomach's weak

So where's the john . . . puke, puke, puke!



And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse

'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse



And I'm so fucked, my guts are churnin'

So fucked up, my heart has sunk

So fucked up, my head is burnin'

But I can't stop . . . drink, drank, drunk!