You don't have to pay your dues,

Just because you're a girl,

You've got other tools to use,

Just because you're a girl.



You've got a half way decent face, 

But you can't even play your bass,

That's okay just shake those curls,

Cause you're a girl.



You get help from everyone,

Just because you're a girl,

What the hell have you ever done?

Never mind you're a girl.



They love you out in Hollywood,

It doesn't mean you're any good,

Welcome to the cold hard world,

It's because you're a girl.



If the competitions fierce,

Just because you're a girl,

Get your nose or nipple pierced,

Just because you're a girl.



Pretend to be bi-sexual,

Have secretary tangelo,

When underneath all the beads and pearls,

It's because you're a girl.



It's what's between your legs that count,

So let your braless bosom bounce,

Sexploitation makes me wanna hurl,

But you're a girl.



You're the Queen of sweet sixteen,

Just because you're a girl,

You're in all the magazines,

Just because you're a girl.



The novelty will wear off soon,

And you'll be back in your old room,

Looking for another time to whirl,

Poor little girl.