And I guess that I'm wondering how
 You keep the boys at bay
 I have a feeling that they
 Are wondering too

 I've seen you with your hair down at least five times
 And always wondered
 what makes a man commit crimes?
 But even I would sometimes
 If it weren't for the likes of you

 And your glasses, your hideous glasses
 When you remove them I would rather skip my classes and be caught
 Than to entertain the thought
 That someday you'll just put them on again
 But I can make the best of it until then

 Still I know you go deeper than your beauty
 You go well above and beyond the call of duty
 To your country and your school
 But I grew up too cool

 I'm like the rest of them with our thumbs up our asses
 If you call I will come
 But I'm about as quick as molasses
 When I dream of you
 You're not wearing your glasses
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