She can see herself hanging off his arm
 He's saying  "Hey  bartender  put it on my tab
 Unless my limit's running out again." (out again)
 He's generous  but when he's tired of coughing it up
 Well  there's a bill that says he will
 But he's never concerned
 If he gets burned

 Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna
 But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
 Oh no, it can't be too soon

 Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring (what a man)
 But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting
 He's saying, "Hey, bartender, can you fill 'er up,
 Because you see she's running out again." (out again)
 "You thought I was the type of guy that never put out,
 But I'm not,
 Any more than you were"

 Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna
 But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
 Oh no, it can't be too soon
 Oh no, it can't be too soon

 Don't give in
 Say you're gonna turn around and leave
 Don't give in
 Say you're gonna turn around and leave

 Chester the Molester never kept his word (what a man)
 He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird
 He's saying, "Hey, bartender, can I look you up,
 If I'm ever coming out again?" (out again)
 She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still
 If there's a pill that says she will
 'Cause he's never concerned
 But he'll get burned

 Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna
 But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
 Oh no, it can't be too soon
 Oh no, it can't be too soon