And did a show up in West Bubblefuck somewhere
 Due to raps wider ratio  satellites to Nato
 Hillbilly draws flew on the stage like tomatoes
 Apparently more mack than I thought
 Unfortunately wife piece back in New York
 And I'm starvin
 Being human and open with
 A mad fine hillbilly woman was scoping Rick
 Thought entered how to lean and bent it
 Though I'm not gonna lie I was extremely tempted
 (To what, Rick?) To discharge in a sista
 Next thing in the dressing room, "Pardon me, mister"
 Yes, I said cautiously
 "Crazy, but possibly
 you could sign your name on the back of these Dazy Duke shorts for me"
 Try to resist, now girlfriend startin' it
 The pen won't write, "You can press down hard on it" -
 Now my hand browsing her South end
 Spun around about to shove my tongue in her mouth when
 Rring! - Loosen the grip my hell had
 My girl, she was talking so nice I felt bad
 Being untrue, no telling what it might do to her
 "I love you", forced to say I love you back too to her
 Any thought of getting pussy was doomed to:"You got a wife?"
 And a verse we coming up soon to -
 Got off the phone, cock just got mute
 Don't get me wrong it's not like you're not cute (Uh-huh)
 I'm wrong for mistreating her, the wanting to skeeting her
 "I understand, goodbye, it was real nice meetin' ya"
 What an angel overcoming his wrongness
 The moral I am trying to get across in this song is

 If goodness is what you're filling your soul with
 And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with
 Who keeps no secret, like who they creep with
 Realise early it's a 2 way street, kid (Say what?)
 Goodness is what you're filling your soul with
 And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with
 Who keeps no secret, like who they creep with
 Realise early it's a 2 way street, kid

 Casually seating with some thick chords eating
 With my album playing at a big board meeting
 "I love this", being the coolest and the ruffest
 A big willie woman pulls the Ruler in her office
 And fixed a wedge in her garment, unsteady my heart went
 'Cause her office looked like a three bedroom apartment -
 Pounding was inevitable
 She said to me "Rick, I think your album is incredible"
 The way the hon' upon I, comin' on a sun I
 "You're so darn sexy with that patch over your one eye"
 Well I'm glad you think it's boomin' and I catch ya
 Means a lot to me, coming from a woman of your stature
 I mean, who could resist the Don head?
 Start caressing Rick private, kiss me on the neck
 And I can't be held accountable if down her gown I pull
 Girlfriend pussy look plump and poundable
 She sweats the set me emporer
 Put one of your legs up on the desk and let me enter ya
 Fantastic, though I start to act drastic
 When I see my wedding band 'pon the bitch left ass cheek
 Deep down, she felt that I tried to diss
 I'm like, I can't do this as much as I'd like to miss
 An angel overcoming his wrong, kids
 The point that I am trying to get across in this song is

 If goodness is what you're filling your soul with
 And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with
 Who keep no secret, like who they creep with
 Realise early it's a 2 way street, kid (Say what?)
 Goodness is what you're filling your soul with
 And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with
 Who keep no secret, like who they creep with
 Realise early it's a 2 way street, kid