Come on down to our house
 All the neighbours are away
 We're invitin' everyone
 We got take out and everything
 The local P. D.'s been around
 That's one right over there
 And the chick that's sittin' on his face
 Is glad that he is here

 There isn't a time frame
 Been doin' it all week long
 So come on babe
 And bring your friends along

 Don't know what you're missin'
 Having a Hell of a time
 Don't know what we're doin'
 But I think we're doin' fine

 We got a band playin'
 The singer's really fat
 The cat is in the dryer
 Who's the asshole who did that
 Someone's in the backroom,
 I think they're gettin' high
 If they don't unlock the bathroom
 I'll just have to go outside

 Got no worries
 Movin' right along
 And what a great night, babe
 To do what you think is wrong

 Don't know what you're missing
 Having a Hell of a time
 Don't know what we're doin'
 But I think we're doin' fine
 Nobody is leavin'
 'Cause we're all too drunk to drive
 Three days later we're still here
 And I think we're doin' fine

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 Don't know what you're missing
 Having a Hell of a time
 Don't know what we're doin'
 But I think we're doin' fine
 Nobody's leavin'
 'Cause we're all too drunk to drive
 Three weeks later we're still here
 An' I know we're doin' fine!

 Ahh