Uh huh, Jack the Lad with his three-pieced suit on 
Likes to keep his three-piece clean 
At the bar with his whistle an' flute on 
Chats to broads with his old routine 

Chorus 
They say, who was the lady I saw you with last night Â… 
hey hey hey 
Oh oh, that was no lady, you're talkin' 'bout my wife Â… 
ow ow ow 

Harry Rash with his fancy foot work 
Showin' off at the local dance 
Givin' all the girls the glad eye - ain't their type 
He don't stand a chance 

Chorus 
Oh ho, who was the lady I saw you with last night Â… 
Oh ho, that was no lady, you're talkin' 'bout my wife Â… 
well oh oh 

If she finds out, you know she's gonna kill me 
I'll be nowhere to be found 
She'll throw me out Â… Will somebody come an' save me 
I'll be hidin' underground 

get on Â… hey hey hey, yeah Â… oh Â… oh well ho 

Chorus 
Oh ho, who was the lady I saw you with last night Â… woh 
ho ho 
Oh ho, that was no lady, you're talkin' 'bout my wife Â… 
hey hey hey 

Woh ah, that was no lady, you're talkin' 'bout my wife 
Â… oh ho ho 
That was my wife Â… well heh heh