Como estas chickadee

Have a housemaid on your knee

Eat an apple everyday

An onion keeps everyone away



Have an athlete on your feet

Have a love-smell on your sheet

Eat an apple everyday

The doctor has gotta keep away



Chorus

He'll tell you

Thanks for the memory

Thanks for it all

Wham bam thank you mam

Thanks for the ball



Have a burglar alarm

Have a milkmaid on your farm

Can you raise a ballyhoo

If only there's nothing else to do



Have some butter with your fly

They said bananas could get you high

Eat an apple everyday

For the doctor has gotta earn his pay



Chorus

He'll tell you

Thanks for the memory

Thanks for it all

Wham bam thank you mam

Thanks for the ball



(Wham bam thanks you mam)

(Wham bam thanks you mam)

(Wham bam thanks you mam)

(Wham bam thanks you mam)

(Wham bam thanks you mam)

(Wham bam thanks you mam)

(Wham bam thanks you mam)

(Wham bam thanks you mam)



Break



Come a-west us chickadee *

Tap the water on your knee

Eat an apple everyday

The doctor has gotta keep away



Chorus

He'll tell you

Thanks for the memory

Thanks for it all

Wham bam thank you mam

Thanks for the ball



He'll tell you

Thanks for the memory yeh

Thanks for it all

Wham bam thank you very much mam

Thanks for the ball