Cell phones and travel stations

Ringtones and new relations

Say hello

To all your friends from me.



Several calls I made to Thailand

Wound up in Prince Edward Island

And my head

Feels like it's ready to blow.



I served and scratched a rainbow

So curved

I felt the pain go

Through my joints

And now I don't want to play.



Swinging down

I sent the birdie

Downtown at seven thirty,

And I'm convinced

That I've got tennis elbow.



We are lost in the sound

Close your eyes

And I will twirl you around

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