Behind every good man
there's a woman
and behind her
there's a LEZBO!

Plying her trade
with velvet whispers
joined in lust
they're siamese sisters

What's your preference, a slurpee or big gulp?
sit on a happy face
Midnight mass for an underground love cult
everything falls in place

  Therapeutic overdrive
  barely manage to stay alive
  going in for one last dive

  Tide comes in
  nothing can hold her
  reach the plateau
  her cup runneth over

Time to go, to face the day
she writes a check and she's on her way
a loving housewife once again
she's thinking of her newfound friend

Dinner cleared off from the table
she's not willing, but she's able
with him in bed it's not enough
she's dreaming of some midnight muff