Ralph the janitor enjoys his job

He sweeps and mops up the garbage and crud

While alone at night he searches for goodies

He goes into every room hoping and praying that someone is flowing

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms left behind by fertile young 

chicks

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms just waiting to be collected

Heavy days are here again it's that time of the month

Tampons and pads are easily accessible he senses the disposal of soiled 

cotton bags one of the many perks of his job

In a woman's stall he takes a tampon and he dips it into the bowl

Sucking out the menstrual goop he swishes the flavor around his mouth

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms left behind by fertile young 

chicks

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms just waiting to be collected

Rub a pile of moistened maxi pads on your face in order to prevent breaking 

out in blackheads and zits

Dip a rag in a steaming cup of water, vampire tea is my favorite