"Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit!" 



Pool of Stool 

I slipped and fell into a manhole,

I discovered I was knee-deep in doo-doo 

A wave of turds swept me away, floating away with poop and pee 

To a solid waste management plant 

Here I sit, with the shit - here I be, with the pee 

Pool of Stool 

How can anybody stand the smell 

A two hundred megaton fart bomb from Hell 

Diarrhea and vomit too, I float around in whatever you spew 

My nostril hairs are singed from the aroma of human dump 

Here I sit, with the shit - here I be, with the pee 

Mouthfuls of slop, my tongue starts to swell 

In the sewer my body is rashing 

Tread logs, tread logs, tread logs, tread logs 

The current's too strong, turds, piss, and scum 

Are spinning and making me dizzy 

Swallowed by turds, swallowed by turds,

swallowed by turds, swallowed by turds 

AHHHHHHH!!! Oh fucking no!!!!!