Skillz
Skillz - '07 Rap Up lyrics
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Like we always do at this time Seein how y'all never get enough It's Skillz and I'm back with that ('07 Wrap Up) And this one is no walk in the park Let me take it from the top, damn where should I start? Well Drama got raided up and DJs got tense And the mixtape game ain't been the same since The White Rapper Show gave blacks an attitude And Cam called 50 and put the clip on YouTube CURTISSS! - More on that later And for All-Star Weekend, everybody went to Vegas Heh, and that was just a classic case Of way too many black people and not enough space Jennifer Hudson got an Oscar, give her her props And we all sang, "This is why - This Is Why I'm Hot" Fantasia did the Color Purple, I'm like, "Oh, really? " I been sayin ol' girl look just like Celie They say Yayo slapped that lil' boy silly Jay sold Rocawear for two hundred and fo' milli Amy Winehouse said, "Rehab - I ain't goin there" I wouldn't go either if I kept my drugs in my hair Robin Thicke song had radio lock down And child support came after Bobby Brown (uh) And Whitney got them divorce papers out (cause you can't save your man rich from Superhead's coooouch) Heh, and Lord knows, what made that old white man Callin young girls "nappy-headed hoes"! (I dunno) That made err'body lose it And now here comes the media tryna clean up the music That war you can't win it I don't know what was worse - Russell on "Oprah" or Cam on "60 Minutes" Fam, the media was crazy, when Anna Nicole died All they talked about was, "Who fathered the baby? " We gotta wake up, yo And please don't let your daughter go to a Akon show (NO!) I'm movin to LA, fam I know I can get a show if Three 6 Mafia can (maaaan!) For most of the year A ringtone rapper would make a hit and his carrer would disappear (uh!) The NBA caught that gamblin ref And we got touched by tragedy - Virginia Tech Barry Bonds broke the record, that's up for debate Definition of "less-than great" - Ray J.'s sex tape Dressin like a rock star was the plan But I'll be damned if I'm gon wear them skinny-ass jeans, man Diddy flipped, fam; I don't know if he punched that man But he damn sure (fired Loriaaaaanne) Akon got the boot from Verizon - (uh!) Eve got knocked for drunk-driving And don't play, you was in the car singin "'Ella, 'ella, ey, ey" Ay - Paris Hilton got sent off You thought your TV was broke when The Sopranos went off "A Bay-BAY, " that tune was crazy I'm thinkin, "Dude - couldn't you get a sitter for your baby? " Blame it on bad nerves Cause 50 and Lupe got on stage and forgot the words, heh The Spears family is buggin Brittney goes crazy, now her sister's got a bun in the oven? ! Kells and Usher was datin the "Same Girl" Then Usher married the chick, I'm like, "What in the WORLD? ! " Kelly Rolland falls, and y'all think it's cool Beyonce falls then y'all take it off YouTube They flipped the game with the Jena 6 And it's a damn shame what they did to Michael Vick (uh!)(You can't kill dogs in your own backyard But you can go to Iraq and kill whatever you want) You got your iPhone first - yeah that's nice But didn't you feel stupid when they dropped the price? Foxy went to jail for the probation thing And every other song had a verse by Lil Wayne Yeah - he bought some heat to the game And this might be the only song that didn't feature T-Pain {Ooh, hold up, Skillz how that sound? This the remix with Mr. Teddy Penderazdoun HEY! - Tallahassee, Nappy Boy oh-WHEE! } What's crazy is that wasn't T-Pain, that was me Akon threw that kid offstage And we all got caught up in 50 vs. Kanye Good stradegy guys; Way to make one million people actually have to go to Best Buy 50 said, "If I lose, I'll stop rappin" Well ya lost Fif', when's that gon happen? (hmm!) Soulja Boy hit the scene, a dn I don't wanna see (YOOOOOU!) doin that unless (YOOOOOU!) under 18 "American Gangster" best movie to show UGK and OutKast had the year's best video Khaled said the best was him and me And T.I. had a little trouble with T.I.P. (hm) They both my homies no doubt But until the judge say so (they both have to stay in the hoooouse) And I ain't frontin When I say Eye Candy of the Year - hands down, Lauren London I'm bout to close out the song But you can peep the video at SoVeryFresh.com It's sad it's so many names to say So I send a R.I.P to those who passed away And y'all be safe "Robot is the Future" - welcome to two-double oh-eight