We got a burner Doc! 

Yeah, uh, yeah, y'all know what it is, uh 

Its Skillz 

We back uh 

I mean y'all asked for it, so I had to do it again 

knowhatimsayin? Yeah, '03, let's go 



Yo, its the S-K-I to them Double-L-Z y'all 

Recappin the 2 Double-0 3 y'all 

R. Kelly saved face 

He wrote so many hits that we forgot about his sex case 

Everybody got a hit from the king 

But I ain't get the mask and the whole Pied Piper thing 

Till I found out who that really is 

Ain't that the dude that left town with all the little kids? 

Label of the year would have to be Shady 

I watched Lil Jon turn into J.D 

And speakin of attraction 

Don't you get sick when you realize he hit Janet Jackson? 

Da Band got a easy break 

And had the whole world talkin bout not walkin for cheese cake 

And here's the funny part 

The blackout hit and you had to walk just to sit in the dark 

Rappers kept fake pimpin' 

And don't lie you know you like watchin Jessica Simpson 

And ey'body kept eyes part flashin 

Styles came home, Yayo went back in 

The industry was silent 

The dummy move of the year 

that would be Kobe Bryant 

Y'all think she lyin? 

Thats the second time Kobe been on T.V. cryin 

I'm like damn Kobe 

In high school you was the man Kobe 

What the hell happened to you? 

Sean Paul stayed busy 

They careers looked iffy 

So Madonna decided to kiss Britney 

That sent a shock thru the city 

I wasn't shocked 

what would've shocked me if she kissed Missy 

and the south made a come back 

Note to BET I don't wanna see Bone Crusher's butt crack 

Ja Rule got madder, we watched the Farrakahn special 

Irv watch the Viagra 

What's next? we movin on 

Ey'body forgot about the girl that made the uh-oh song 

50 kept stuntin 

Club songs of the year Joe Budden or Pharrell with Frontin 

Roc The Mic was the tour 

But didn't you feel Babs and Lil Kim performin at the BET awards? 

If you agree wit this one then wave your hands 

Whos tired of the throwbacks and the chickenhead dance? 

Okay same here 

Nelly and Chingy got robbed in the same year 

Shocked? I'ma say it quite clurr 

When your boys in Philly man 

Have his bodyguard right thurr 

Labels wasn't doin well 

They put gold tickets in albums to boost the sales 

And thats saddenin 

Cuz if you got a gold ticket you prolly copped the CD from Bin Laden 

As far as couples go they was on the hush strictly 

Beyonce and Jay-Z, Vivica and 50 

I told you Ben and Jen was shifty 

Everybody make some noise if you went to see Gigli! 

.... 

Alright, okay 

As far as American Idol, the winner was Clay 

Pregnancy on TV was Toni Braxton 

Ashanti came back lookin like Janet Jackson 

Beyonce hit the top 

If you a female singer 

and I ain't call your name? you flopped 

Jay-Z was done 

Thank God we got the ODB show on VH1 

Cam'Ron made 'em think 

I can't believe that dudes was walkin around my hood in pink 

Thank God I'm a southerner 

Cuz you know its over once you got the Terminator for your governor 

Oukast was wil'yin 

Video of the year goes to Dre Ice Cold 3000 

This year was kinda lame 

It's funny, the league replaced Kobe with Lebron James 

The Roy Jones fight was foul 

And BET don't love nobody like B2K and Bow Wow 

He barely went gold fa sho 

Jermaine prolly in Atlanta like I told you so 

Kanye sipped the siz-yurp 

Zino found a tape wit Eminem usin the N wiz-ord 

Em I doubt that you a racist kid 

Thank God ya shit hit the fan the same week that Mike's did 

And Mike be confused again 

We don't know if he tuckin 'em in or stuffin 'em in 

Question is will they nail him? 

To me he don't look like LaToya, he look like Liz Taylor 

Diddy ran the marathon well 

Hottest show on TV hands down Dave Chappelle 

These labels is sinkin 

So when you say Rawkus, I say what the hell I was thinkin? 

Hottest song In Da Club by 50 

And since she got the thighs out I'm lookin at Missy 

Jay tried to leave like Mike 

RIP to Soulja Slim, Rerun, and Barry White 

This year y'all did it fa sho 

This Skillz welcomin y'all to the Double-0 4