Too lazy to hold a phone to your ear,You want everything 
about you to be heard. All you're blubbering, All you're 
whining. Let's all listen in, as you demean your spouse. 
Wait, why not type out a response on your phone, Then 
send it to their phone, so they can type back. Sell your 
lips on the black market, They're out of style and 
useless. I'll gladly staple them shut.