Pull down that hood, you'll offend that horse!Can't tell 
the difference between you and your wife! How are those 
hourly beatings you receive? Less orgasmic than what you 
used to give? Not so much fun now with the tables turned! 
No coherent friends here, yours only neigh and bah. 
You're worse than the internet! Someone took a giant 
stamp to your forehead, 'Ironic, eh?'!