Rarity under lock and key is no match for a 
poacherThey're more efficient than the CIA
A plan is always devised, with bathroom breaks
Stopped by security at the snack lobby
Nothing a traditional flash can't cure
Restricted areas open faster when they're filled with 
toads
Snatched into a bag with an action movie escape
Through the vents to the roof
Finished off with a street wide jump
Watch out for blisters when falling through the floor
Car chase ending with an the explosion
50 cop cars instantly destroyed
While the female officer's outfit is blown away
A daring adventure sent to make a profit
For an object no one even knew existed
For an object no one even cares about