In a lab, in grimy sawdusta ferret with a case of 
wanderlust
too much radiation he got mad
busted straight out of the lab
Megaferret throwin down
baddest rodent in the town
drinkin fightin playin his game
everybody knows his name
That night he went downtown
looking for punks for throwin down
chip on his shoulder, axes to grind
not afraid to cross the line
he met some guy comin from a bar
with a pretty girl and even prettier car
he said 'I don't like you, so what's up Jack?!'
beat him down and spit on his back