If I had a genie in a bottle

I'd make my mother the president

I'd buy up all the radio stations

And find out where the hell the aliens went



My three wishes

I found a genie by the toy joy store

My three wishes

No one believes me so I'm getting three more



I'd buy a house beside Mount Wilson

Take Dalai Lama for a spin in my car

Make growing hemp a fine profession

Feed super-models all the candy bars



She is my favorite girlfriend

She helps me pay my rent

I never have to wash the dishes

She never asks me how my money's spent



I'd bring back all the drive-in movies

I'd have a pet blue dragon

I'd buy my friends a big jet airplane

Instead of living in this little club wagon