"Hey  homeys!"
 "Who me?"
 "Yeah  that's right. You the fly hustler."
 "Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie  huh?"
 "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the
 dope..."
 "Oh  baby  I don't need the highside  just give me some khaki's and I'm
 straight."
 "Tryin' dis me  ole raggy rooty poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are?
 M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!"
 "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake
 Louie, baby
 if that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise."
 "Excuse me, I'd like to buy some."
 "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth
 number 2 for
 the crack pipe."
 "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right here baby."

 *RAP*

 Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit
 But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots
 So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless
 Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass
 In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek
 Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet
 You're saggin', droop like a bawla
 Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her
 Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get this for me?
 Everytime you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme.
 A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep
 Through cazelley's she peeks
 Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on
 Swap meet weed, with the swap meet thongs
 Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw
 Little Mary Pong is RAW
 She says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good"
 Start buying all your Louie in the hood
 And your sprung, on the two for one
 Fake Louie at the swap meet, son
 Now you know brown Louie is played
 But you're drunk and you just got paid
 So you bought the gear, little Mary says "See ya"
 Little did you know it was "Made in Korea?"

 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
 That's right, tell em homeys
 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
 Right here baby
 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
 What you need?
 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
 You don't know jack about this Louie

 Victim number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue
 Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat
 Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on
 The couple got sprung and the wife want some
 Louie Vee hat with the diamonds
 Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal
 The hat mighta had a L V on the back
 But at the swap meet that ain't jack
 But she bought it, cost about three hun
 Mary Pong said you're the one
 But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin'
 Baby girls Louie started fadin'
 Now she's tryin' to take it back
 But the swap meet don't play that
 Cause when a customer tries to intimidate
 Mary Pong pulls a .38
 She ain't about to get bum rushed
 She's strapped an' she's ready to bust
 But at the swap meet you don't pay tax
 They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch

 Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's
 Swap Meet Louie, we all got gold
 Swap Meet Louie, black silk jackets
 Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt clout
 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

 Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet
 Buyin' much gear for the feet
 When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face
 Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes
 The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'
 Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon
 I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it
 What's up with the bootleg music?
 Mary Pong is about to get jacked
 She had a stack of big bootleg racks
 Me and Attitude creeped like snakes
 Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break
 The whole swap meet went crazy
 I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze
 Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk
 Hit the gas and the tach just sunk
 Like that, I'm outta there
 Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
 So we jet, to the boulevard fast
 Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash

 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
 That's right, tell em homeys
 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
 Right here baby
 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
 What you need?
 Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
 You don't know jack about this Louie