It's love at first sight, I saw her turn right

I saw her heading right for the aisle with ripened apples

I stole a glance as she sorted through her bag but she caught me

Come on, stop being such a pussy . . .


I gotta move closer, go hide by the grocer

Examining naval oranges as I adore her

I know it's coy, but hey that's not the point

I can't help it, and oh man . . .


If you only knew half the things I wanna do

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room


This is the story of my life

This isn't healthy, but it's something

And it's all that i can get