Started back in '79
Rock 'n' roll is a waste of time
Outcast expelled and raped
All they needed was an escape
They tried drugs and jerking off
Neil fainted and Vijay coughed
There's no stopping cause we're on the attack
SideSplittaz are coming back!
SideSplittaz
We'll make you bleed
SideSplittaz
We're all you need
SideSplittaz
We never grow old
SideSplittaz
We are rock and roll
We got a van and a couple of gigs
With dreams of making it big
Stopping often at Taco Bell
On a tour straight to Hell
A record company offered us lots of cash
So we sold out really fast
No longer hated by everyone
SideSplittaz are number 1!
SideSplittaz
We'll make you bleed
SideSplittaz
We're all you need
SideSplittaz
We never grow old
SideSplittaz
We are rock and roll
Drugs and sex then got in the way
Although Harry never got laid
Soon our songs, well they started to suck
Seems like nobody gave a fuck
Then Notorious B.I.G. died
Some of us laughed and some of us cried
In the end it was a sign
SideSplittaz had their time!
SideSplittaz
We'll make you bleed
SideSplittaz
We're all you need
SideSplittaz
We never grow old
SideSplittaz
We are rock and roll