I smoke herb before I go to work,
I smoke herb before I go to church,
Amen.

I got a feeling,
I'm high like the ceiling
I'm higher than I've ever been,
This time I mean it,

Call guiness records, cuz I'm about it beat it,
Never in the history of any human being,
Have they seen it,

Verify, I never cheated,
You can try, but you'll be defeated,
My eyes are bleeding,
Get the paper, check the news, and you can read it,
Did ya eat it?

I smoke herb before I go to work,
I smoke herb before I go to church,
Amen.
I need herb before I go berserk,
I need some more,
'cause baby, I'm a herbivore.

Double chocolate pastry,
Has got me wasted,
I'm glue stick face-ded,
Here's to the chef that baked it,
It's tasty,
Melt into the wall?  Embrace it,
Even the boss'll, beg for a morsel,

Negotiations,
I need another raise,
Yep I need another paid vacation.
My cool is wearing thin, I'm losing patience,
Sick of clocking-in,
End of conversation.

I smoke herb before I go to work,
I smoke herb before I go to church,
Amen.
I need herb before I go berserk,
I need some more,
'cause baby, I'm a herbivore.

I smoke herb before I go to work,
I smoke herb before I go to church,
Amen.
I need herb before I go berserk,
I need some more,
'cause baby, I'm a herbivore.

I smoke herb before I go to work,
I smoke herb before I go to church,