She whispers things right in to my brain

And I don't know what to say

So I laugh out loud like I don't even care

As she starts to walk away

So why do I bother?

She looks like an elf and smells real bad

But she can dance, and she can sing real loud

I wonder if I took her home and showed her to my parents

Would they be proud,

For all she does

I guess I should stop thinking about it and try.



I went to a show late last night

I saw that same ol' girl

She was dancing away without a care in the world

I was hoping that she didn't see me

But for all I know she's probably just a real nice girl

So I walked up to her and I said

Can we go out, get a drink or two

Maybe a sprite, or an ice tea

Don't worry about the money

I've got a couple of bucks so the drinks are on me.



Yes I know she's not the most beautiful girl in the world

But that's quite all right with me

We'll be friends for the rest of our lives

And I know she's not the most beautiful girl in the world

But that's quite all right with me

We'll be friends for eternity (oh yeah).



I brought her home

Introduced her to my mom

She said you remind me of a cute little elf

Then my dad walked in

He asked me what is that smell?

So I told them that she can dance and she can sing real loud

So I told her to sing a song and show them what you've got

So she got down I thought that I was in trouble

But my parents just laughed and thought it was a joke.



I took her home it was getting late about 12:38

I thought her parents were gonna be mad

But she said that it was okay

I was getting sleepy, I was tired

But I know this night we had so much fun

So I walked her to the door, I gave her a hug

She looked right up to me and smiled

She said thank you for all the good times,

I had fun maybe we can do it again.