All day I work and drink the rum,
And after work I sit and drink the scotch,
Cause when night comes and the day is done,
I've got to go home and tend to Mary's crotch. 
(Oh that's nasty!!!) 
It's not fair that bitch always picks on me,
She always tell me that I'm short,
(That fat tub of lard!!!)
Because I look like I'm only five foot three,
But I'm really seven-two, 
(When his dick is hard!!!)
She makes me live in the basement; 
sometimes I sleep in the street,
(That's not right man!!!) 
Mary gives me no respect at all, 
she just wants me for the big black giant meat!!!
I've got a big black cock, big black cock; 
I have big giant cock;
No respect from the family 
or the neighbors on the block, 
but I have a giant cock!!!
(Spoken: Oh God Damn Orvil, what are you doing man, 
you need to take that big fucking cock and beat her 
fucking ass with it... That's Right.)
So now all day I work and paint the walls,
And after work I relax, 
(and he's feeling fine.)
Because now I have Mary lick my balls,
And I beat her fat ass, 
(when she gets out of line.) 
With my big black cock, big black cock; 
I have a big giant cock;
I can use it like a saber, 
or fold it up like a sock; 
it's my giant cock!!!