Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it 
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus 
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes? 
What if your hinges all are rusting? 
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? 
Razzle dazzle 'em 
And they'll never catch wise

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 
Razzle dazzle 'em
Back in the days of old Methusulah 
Everyone loves the big bamboozulah
Give 'em the old three ring circus 
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble 
Go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder 
They let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em 
And you got a romance

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act that's unassailable 
They'll wait a year till you're available
Give 'em the old wobble bammy 
Daze and dizzy 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcere you are 
Long as you keep 'em way off balance 
How can they spot you got no talents?
Razzle dazzle 'em 
Razzle dazzle 'em 
And they'll make you a star