Crazy ain't original these days
The world's going half-crazy anyway
Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more

Checking in and out and in and out of rehab
It ain't quite the shame it used to be
Well, you're dressed to be the star 'cause one bad
Mug shot makes you much more interesting

Crazy ain't original these days
The world's going half-crazy anyway
Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more

Well, those neighbors we all tried to stay away from
Twelve kids were not enough, they had thirteen
And what everybody used to call a freak show
Well, now we call reality TV

Crazy ain't original these days
The world's going half-crazy anyway
Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more

Yeah, all these bankers down on Wall street riding Harley's
Wicked lawyers breaking all the rules
All those grammars with their cosmetic surgeons
Do their best to look like they're still in high-school

Crazy ain't original these days
The world's going half-crazy anyway
Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more

Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more