I kiss the boys and make them cry

My lips aren't in it

My heart knows why

The earth stopped moving when you said goodbye

Yeah it's sad but true



You see they hold me close

They squeeze me tight

They try to love me with all there might

But I go home alone every night

No matter what they do



There's something missin' in the kissin'

There's no get up in the go

There's no angel choir singing

There's no fire down below

There's no oohin' in the woohin'

No stickin' in the glue

There's something missin' in the kissin'

And that something missin' is you



They spend their money

Down to their last dime

They get me tipsy on expensive wine

They might get to first base with their come-on lines

But in the end they always lose



There's something missin' in the kissin'

There's no get up in the go

There's no angel choir singing

There's no fire down below

There's no oohin' in the woohin'

No stickin' in the glue

There's something missin' in the kissin'

And that somthing missin' is you



Help me boys

There's no sugar in the coffee

No cherry in the pie

There's no butter on the biscuit

No apple in my eye

There's no chicken in the oven

There's no beef in the stew

There's something missin' in the kissin'

And that something missin' is you



There's no angel choir singing

There's no oohin' in the woohin'

No sticking in the glue

There's something missin' in the kissin'

And that something missin', that something missin', that something missin' is you