Well on a Monday I'll be slingin' hash Tuesday I'll be collectin' trash

And on a Wednesday I might be tendin' bar

Thursday I'll be the guy who parks your car

On a Friday I might be teachin' school a Saturday finds me hustlin' pool

I got a whole lotta talents in demand that's why they call me Handy Man



Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys

Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys

Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn

And their mama's all horny when their daddys are gone

I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck

And I can chop down a redwood usin' just one hand

That's why they call me Handy Man



Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies

I can come round you know work around the house

Or the backyards or somethin' not too taxin' no

Yeah on six in the morning I'm out pickin' fruits 8:45 I'm back pressin' suits

Twelve o'clock you'll see me shinin' shoes the coctail hour I'll be a servin' booze

I can wash your windows or walk your pet

Get your color reception and on a black and white set

Yeah I can play concerto on your baby grand cause I'm a huh Handy Man



Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys

Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys

Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn

And their mama's all horny when their daddy's not at home

I save my evenings for a brand new faces

Weekends are reserved for a emergency cases

I tell you babe you gotta understand that I'm a handy man

I mean a handy man you know what I am I mean a handy man