Look at me I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup 

I bend to get the paper, every neighbors trying to check me out 

Look at me I'm lovely as I wait beside my minivan 

Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can 



Chorus: 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

How she does it all, I'll never know 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

She could use a miracle for sure 

God bless the Canadian housewife 

Cleaning up the world for you and me 

God bless the Canadian Housewife 



Look at how my children play commando in the cul de sac 

Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack 

Look at all the other mothers, envious of all my things 

Had to call the plumber 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring 



Repeat chorus 



Look at me I'm beautiful and glamourous in rubber gloves 

Look how my tiara can be bent back to the shape it was 

I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone 

Look at me I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn 



Repeat chorus x 3