RuPaul Intro:
Once upon a time there was a little dead girl 
Dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa. 
She was discovered by a much more
Gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen, 
And her career took off! 
Oh Lord, I've created a monsterÂ…
You betta burn witch! 
Verse 1:
Get possessed by the DJ
You'll scream like Linda Blair
Pick up a trick or treat and
Come to the party tonightmare
Pre-Chorus:
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
Chorus:
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
Verse 2:
Is that a monster in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
We'll make you tingle like William Castle
T.G.I.F. the 13th! 
Pre-Chorus:
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
Chorus:
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
Bridge:
Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more
Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more more
And I want more more
And I want more more
BOO! 
I scared you
Chorus:
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! 
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house