Back from the liquor store 
Dressed up like a hoe 
Dancing real sexy
Lots of drunk texting
Alone on a Friday night, no boyfriend tonight we got into a fight
Now baby I just wanna drink
Maybe some some weed
Start talking to my cat
Get naked on Ichat because baby I don't care
Watching romantic movies, piercing my own boobies.
Who's that bitch? I'm that bitch.
Inviting in a hobo, doing our hair and nails.
Who's that bitch? I'm that bitch
Oh, I don't care tonight imma find a new guy
Someone who isn't hung like a toddler
My head is hurting I think I should go to bed
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
I'm tired of acting crazy just because I hate you baby
Who's that bitch? I'm that bitch
Just call me Helen Keller because I ain't gonna ever see you again
Stupid bitch!