All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches
All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches, All my Crazy Bitches

Now put yo "Hands Up! " (Hands Up!)

If you wanna show love
For Dawson
Get yourself a T.

And if you're broke as "Fuck! "
Don't give up
15 Bucks is Cheap.

I heard if I wear it
I'll be a Chick MAGNET
Girls will run to me.

I'll look like a Hottie
With a Shirt on my Body
Then I'll get "Crazy Pussy! "
(MEOW!)

If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
$15 Ain't that much to get a Shirt of us

Woah oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh oh oh oh "Oh Hell No! oh oh oh

If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us

[Music Turns Down Record Spin Sound]

[Read:]
Hold On!
You're gonna have a Music Video
Without "Sarah Palin? "
Bring on the Beat!

[Solo:]
Put this Shirt in your Arms
You can pick the kind you Want!
Hurry up, they'll be gone
And you won't get the one you Want!
"OH! "

[All Singing:]
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us!
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us!
If you like us then you better get a Shirt of us!