It’s Christmas time, and Santa’s here,
making the children smile!
But he’s just a pedophile..
So you better watch your child.
Christmas trees in every house,
covered in shiny lights!
But they just turn brown and die,
or set your whole house on fire.
These are the reasons I hate the season,
but I’ma give it a try!


Maybe this year I won’t be sad on Christmas
Maybe I’ll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
with mistletoe and candy canes
This Christmas can go my way

Having fun with all your friends
sippin’ on that egg nog
But it just looks like jizz,
all over your upper lips
House made out of gingerbread,
cookies like Christmas trees
Giving you heart disease
and type 2 diabetes
These are the reasons I hate the season,
but I’ma give it a try!

Maybe this year I won’t be sad on Christmas
Maybe I’ll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
with mistletoe and candy canes
This Christmas can go my way


I’ve never seen, reindeer fly
I’ve never heard the sleighbells ring
Never seen a snow man come to life
I’ve never heard the angels sing
But I hope, and I pray
that may be this Christmas day 
that’ll change


Maybe this year I won’t be sad on Christmas
Maybe I’ll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
with mistletoe and candycanes
This Christmas can go my way

Maybe this year I won’t be sad on Christmas
Maybe I’ll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
lets just dance the night away
This Christmas!
Can go my way-ay-ay


Just dance with me