15 miles from a service station

I really need a piss, what a complication

Please stop I've really got to go

You're not going fast enough, you're going much too slow



Windowstare, all along the motorway

Windowstare, yes I could be anywhere

Windowstare, all along the motorway

Windowstare, car boot fayre



10 more miles 'till the service station

Yeah any minute now I'll feel salvation

Some might say, it's God's creation

No rest for the wicked, no relaxation



Windowstare, all along the motorway

Windowstare, yes I could be anywhere

Windowstare, all along the motorway

Windowstare, car boot fayre



Cups of coffee in the service station

Yes you've guessed it end of situation

I really got worried, how long could I take it?

I really got worried, I didn't think I'd make it

But life's so funny and full of frustration

And even more ridiculous to see it's implications

I really got worried, how long could I take it

I really got worried, I didn't think I'd make it



Windowstare, all along the motorway

Windowstare, yes I could be anywhere

Windowstare, all along the motorway

Windowstare, car boot fayre