Swampy, he went underground

He didn't get lost, he just couldn't get found

A camera in the sky, a video deep

But Swampy he was there for a week

If your heart don't beat, you won't see

What Swampy did for you and me

And yes you've got a family from Twyford Downs to Newbury



You better run to the forest

Bend with the wind

Don't say a word get safety pinned

Run to the forest

Bend with the wind

Don't say a word get safety pinned



Well Swampy he was not alone

Muppet and the girls had a mobile phone

Some down a hole

Some up a tree

And a very nice man from the BBC

If your heart don't beat, you won't see

What Swampy did for you and me

And yes you've got a family from Twyford Downs to Newbury



You better run to the forest

Bend with the wind

Don't say a word get safety pinned

Run to the forest

Bend with the wind

Don't say a word get safety pinned



Swampy he'll be doing time

If someone don't pay the fine

Five hundred pounds sets him free

To find another motorway and climb a tree



But Swampy he was there for a week

If your heart don't beat, you won't see

What Swampy did for you and me

And yes you've got a family from Twyford Downs to Newbury



You better run to the forest

Bend with the wind

Don't say a word get safety pinned

Run to the forest

Bend with the wind

Don't say a word get safety pinned