There's a submarine in the garden

Yeah there's life on mars

I swim around this goldfish bowl

I stare a lot at cars

My words fall into the carpet

When the television's on

I blow upon the dandelion

And think about the bomb



Cos I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow

I don't know who I am in the here and now

I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow

I don't know who I am in the here and now



I have chemicals for breakfast

And they don't come from Japan

It's supposed to be a secret

But they're grown in Amsterdam

Yeah Heaven's not above us and Hell is not below

It's whatever they wanna tell ya

And what we'll ever know



Cos I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow

I don't know who I am in the here and now

I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow

I don't know who I am in the here and now



So you think you've got the wisdom

To bend and not to freeze

I was speaking to a vegetarian

Who had the same disease

I sit and watch big brother but I'm not allowed to say

But then one thing and another

And I just get carried away



Cos I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow

I don't know who I am in the here and now

I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow

I don't know who I am in the here and now