Alice, Alice had a dream 

She dreamt Elizabeth Taylor was her next door neighbour 

She's candy floss in a 60s skirt 

She's I learn to pogo 

But she ain't no flirt 

She dresses in pink yellowy blue 

She walks around with nothing to do 

Shes Richard and Judy 

Cider and sleep 

The one that you look at walking down the street 



Alice let's get drunk tonight 

Alice it'll be alright 

Alice let's get drunk tonight 

Alice it'll be alright 



Alice, Alice had a dream 

She dreamt her Dr Martens turned to ice cream 

She's a strawberry girl with a Robert Smith poster 

She's fishnet and lipstick but she didn't nick it 

She's all tattoo and laces polka dot and stripe 

The girl on the bus not the one on the bike 

She's 77 all of the day 

And I know that you're listening 

When you're hearing me say 



Alice let's get drunk tonight 

Alice it'll be alright 

Alice let's get drunk tonight 

Alice it'll be alright 



Alice, Alice had a dream 

She had sex with a rabbit in the forest of Dean 

She's chocolate in an Oxfam wispa 

She's all upstairs and downstairs 

She comes from Gloucester 

She's Manchester, Brighton, Weybridge and home 

She'll tell you all about it when she's on the phone 

She's oh what a bargain and that's really nice 

And if you have her for dinner no meat only rice 



Alice let's get drunk tonight 

Alice it'll be alright 

Alice let's get drunk tonight 

Alice it'll be alright 

Alice let's get drunk tonight 

Alice it'll be alright 

Alice let's get drunk tonight 

Alice it'll be alright