Whoa oh oh my candy candle
Whoa oh oh and the dripping wax
Whoa oh oh a gentle zephyr wind is blowing in
And I, I, I, right off the tracks
 
So much water under that bridge
Plenty there for a thirsty person
I don’t plan on drinking it
Ham my driest thing, the fire is lit
 
Whoa oh oh Bowlclean McCabe
Whoa oh oh take a look at him
Whoa oh oh works with the power of a tidal wave
Whoa oh oh he reaches under the rim
 
So much water under that lid
Plenty there for a thirsty person
I don’t plan on drinking it
Ham my driest thing, the fire is lit