Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti



Soch Thi Hai Zyada 

Kham Woh Samajh Thi Hai

Soch Thi Hai Zyada

Kham Woh Samajh Thi Hai

Dil Kuch Kehta Hai

Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai

Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti

Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti



Soch Thi Hai Zyada

Kham Woh Samajh Thi Hai

Dil Kuch Kehta Hai

Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai

Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti

Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti



Pyaar Usse Bhi Hai Magar Shuruaat Tumhi Se Chahe

Khudh Mein Ulji Ulji Hai Par Bhaalo Ko Suljaayein



I Mean You' re All The Same Yaar

Hum Achche Dost Hai Par Uss Nazar Se Tumko Dekha Nahin

Woh Sab To Teek Hai Par Uss Barein Mein Maine Socha Nahin



Sab Se Alag Hai Tum Yeh Keh Ke Paas Tumhaare Aaye

Aur Kuch Din Mein Tum Mein Alag Sa Kuch Bhi Na Usko Paiye



Uff Yeh Kaisi Shirt Pehnthe Ho

Yeh Kaise Bhaal Khatathe Ho

Ghaadi Tehz Chalathe Ho

Tum Jaldi Mein Kyo Khaathe Ho

Gimme A Break



Tumhe Badalne Ko Paas Woh Aati Hai 

Tumhe Mitaane Ko Chaal Bichati Hai

Baaton Baaton Mein Tumhe Pasathi Hai

Pehle Hasathi Hai… Phir Bada Rulaati Hai 

Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti

Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti



Eh Itna Hi Khudh Se Khush Ho To Peeche Kyon Aate Ho

Phool Kabhi To Hazar Thofein Akhir Kyon Laaten Ho



Apna Naam Nahin Bataya Aapne 

Coffee Peene Chalenge 

Main Aapko Ghar Chod Doon

Phir Kab Milenge



Bikhra Bikhra Be Matlab Sa Toota Phoota Jeena

Aur Kehte Ho Alag Se Hai Hum Taan Ke Apna Seena 



Bheega Tolya Kahin Farsh Pe 

Toothpaste Ka Dakhan Kahin

Kal Ke Mauze Ulat Ke Pehne 

Waqt Ka Khuch Bhi Hosh Nahin



Jeena Ka Tumko Dang Sikhlati Hai

Tumhe Jaanwar Se Insaan Banaati Hai 

Uske Bina Ek Pal Rehna Sakhoge Tum

Usko Pata Hai Yeh Keh Na Sakhoge Tum

Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 

Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 



Jaane Kaun Kaun Se Din Woh TumkoYaad Dilaayein

Pyaar Ko Chahe Bhool Bhi Jaayein

Taareeqein Na Bhoolayein

First March Ko Nazar Milaayee

Chaar April Ko Main Milne Aayee

Ikees May Ko Tumne Chuwa Tha

Che June Mujhe Kuch Hua Tha



Ladko Ka Kya Hai Kissi Bhi Mor Pe Woh Mur Jaayein

Abhi Kissi Ke Hai Abhi Kissi Aur Se Woh Jud Jaayein 



Tumhaare Mummy Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Hai

Great… Main Aaa Jaon?

Tumhaari Friend Akeli Ghar Jaa Rahi Hai

Bechari… Main Chod Aaon

Uff



Ek Haan Kehne Ko Kitna Dehlati Hai

Thak Jaate Hai Hum Woh Jee Behlati Hai



Woh Sharmati Hai Kabhi Chupati Hai

Ladki Jo Haan Kehde Usse Nibhati Hai

Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 

Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 



Na Na Na… 

Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti (Ladki Kyon… Oh God)

Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti (Na Na Na Na, Oh God Shut Up…)

Alright Alright Iss Mein Jagadne Ki Kya Baat Hai Yaar 

Pehle Pehle Bawarein Jaise Aas Paas Mand Rai (Arre… But I)

Phir Busy Hoon Kehkar Tumko Woh Tarkai (Come On Rhea)…

Samjha Karo Darling Aaj Bohat Kaam (Arre… Meri Bhi To Suno)

Door Hua To Kya Dil Mein Tumhaara Naam Hai (Oh… wow)

Jiss Chehre Par Marte Hai Woh Boring Ho Jaaye (I' m Not Listening To You)

Kuch Hi Din Mein Nazrein Inki Idhar Udhar Mand Rai (I' m Not Listening To You) 

Sirf Pyaar Se Zindagi Nahin Chalti (OK I' m Not With Her)

Tum Interior Decoration Ka Course Kyon Nahin Karti