He was born in a dojo

Down on 24th street 

The son of an asian man

Well he was adopted

But they still taught him karate

And a little guitar



My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja

I'll kick your ass and play guitar

My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja

Not your typical rock star 



He saw a flyer

For a battle of the bands

He signed up right away 

He saw this as a contest 

To utilize both his skills

so he wrote this song to sing



My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja

I'll kick your ass and play guitar

My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja

Not your typical rock star 





He came in last place

Because he didn't know

You shouldn't kill the other bands

So Rick was arrested 

And sent to jail for life

But you can always hear him sing



My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja

I'll kick your ass and play guitar

My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja

Not your typical rock star