Let me tell ya a little story about a guy nobody knows

He's the one wearing green with a baseball cap

An underrated Itie, if I ever saw one

He can kick your ass in seconds flat



He jumps a little higher than his older brother

But because he's younger, gets much less respect

The princess she is always saying thank you mario

Even if it's not him who saved the day this time 



L-U-I-G-I better than the average guy

And Mario he can just go home

Cause I know I can do it on my own



I've heard a bunch a people say he's green with envy

But the only thing he wants is the credit he's due

'Cause he's taller and he's skinnier and he's much more handsome

Why's he always stuck with toad instead of princess peach?



L-U-I-G-I better than the average guy

Mario he can just go home

Cause I know I can do it on my own